How I wish I could Un-see

I bet all of us at some time or another have seen something we wish we hadn’t, and would love to be able to rewind the mind tape and erase it from our memory.

Such was the case the other day in town when we were collecting the first chest of drawers.
I was sitting in the car waiting for Hubby when a group of people passed by with two staffy cross dogs, one a pup in arms. They owned the vehicle in front of us, and the oldest adult opened up the boot to prepare the way for the dogs to be put in the back.
I wish he had not done what he did next.
He bent down to pick up the older dog and revealed the hairiest and fattest bum I have even seen…….. he was also NOT wearing underwear. It was not even a decent builder’s bum, and definitely not attractive.
Just as I was getting my churning stomach under control, he bent over again, and his joggers slipped another few inches……….. thank god he didn’t do it a third else I would have had a bird’s-eye view of the Nutcracker Suite.

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have recently lost our beloved dog Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney, and now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of my GSD so had hers done too. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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16 Responses to How I wish I could Un-see

  1. Liz says:

    Eww, from me too. Oh, that bought back awful memories of my own, seeing someones crack. I nearly wanted to say its drafty. But quietly I was thinking, god, can’t he cycle a different way, or go over the road, so I don’t have to keep looking at it. He was cycling slow in front of me, as he was with some else and going in the same direction half the way. 🤢

  2. Ugh! Un-see, un-see, un-see! Maybe if we chant it enough it will actually happen. I’m so sorry you had to see that!

  3. Ramya Vivek says:

    Oh God! I am laughing out loud here🤭. You have written it so well.🤗

  4. jenanita01 says:

    Never a good image, but this sounds like the worst ever. Why is it never anyone desirable?

  5. murisopsis says:

    Hehe! I’ve been there, seen that. It is never anyone toned, young and good looking.

  6. PaperKutzs says:

    oh boy i so wish there was an unsee button at times as well

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