I bet all of us at some time or another have seen something we wish we hadn’t, and would love to be able to rewind the mind tape and erase it from our memory.
Such was the case the other day in town when we were collecting the first chest of drawers.
I was sitting in the car waiting for Hubby when a group of people passed by with two staffy cross dogs, one a pup in arms. They owned the vehicle in front of us, and the oldest adult opened up the boot to prepare the way for the dogs to be put in the back.
I wish he had not done what he did next.
He bent down to pick up the older dog and revealed the hairiest and fattest bum I have even seen…….. he was also NOT wearing underwear. It was not even a decent builder’s bum, and definitely not attractive.
Just as I was getting my churning stomach under control, he bent over again, and his joggers slipped another few inches……….. thank god he didn’t do it a third else I would have had a bird’s-eye view of the Nutcracker Suite.