1 What tax did Henry VIII introduce in 1535?
It was supposed to be a tax on fishing rights, but somehow ended up as one on the size of a gentleman’s cod piece.
2 Who entered a contest for his own lookalike, and came third?
Donald Trump, and he fired the judges.
3 What sort of creature is a mountain chicken?
A large bird of prey
4 In which city is the UK’s Dyslexia Research Trust based?
5 What is Scooby Doo’s full name ?
6 What is a zeedonk?
A move in tiddlywinks.
7 Coprastastaphobia is the fear of what? (and no, I can’t pronounce it)
8 What is an orange pippin?
A military decoration from Donald Trump
9 What is a Royal Flush?
One after the Queen’s visit.
10 Who is currently 15th in line to the British Throne?
Probably the janitor waiting to clean it.