My responses to Fibbing Friday 11th September

Hope you’ve had some fun with today’s questions.
Here are my fibs which may raise a smile or two.

1. ‘She had the biggest aspidistra in the world.’ But what is an aspidistra?
It’s the latest style on fashion emphasising the size of one’s behind.
2. What is the main ingredient in Beef Wellington?
Turkey and old boots.
3. Who was Tufty?
A bad hairdresser
4. What is a Port Folio?
A cocktail drink using port, rum and a couple of secret ingredients known only to the bartender.
5. What is a bootee?
A boot camp trainee.
6. What is meant by ‘You have been tangoed’?
You have been granted a scholarship for ballroom dancing.
7. What is a blue bottle?
The brother of a green one.
8. How do you make shortbread?
Cut the loaf in half.
9. What colour is cotton candy?
Any colour you like these days.
10. What are cowslips and snap dragons?
The debating sides between fauna and flora

 

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have recently lost our beloved dog Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney, and now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of my GSD so had hers done too. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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12 Responses to My responses to Fibbing Friday 11th September

  1. Liz says:

    I really liked number 8. 😁

  2. Carol anne says:

    Lol. Great answers Di! Loved them! Especially the one about shortbread, and the blue bottle!

  3. Sadje says:

    Great questions and answers. 😂😂😂

  4. willowdot21 says:

    I love these especially number 5 🤭🤭🤭🤭

  5. murisopsis says:

    You made me chuckle!

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