No, there is not going to be some toilet humour here, just my response to Fandango’s question this week:
What has been the strangest, weirdest dream that you can remember? What do you think triggered that dream?
I’ve had a few doozies in my time, but the weirdest has always been toilets.
I got very good at analysing my dreams, and the ‘rest room porcelain’ always raised its lid when I was most stressed.
The toilets in question would range from cubicles with no doors let alone toilet tissue, no floors, doors leading to more doors and cubicles with no sanitary furniture, endless corridors of doors, toilets half way up the wall, urinals in the ladies at eye level, and the weirdest of all was an upside down toilet on the ceiling. Now I took that as someone either wanted to 5 hit on me from a great height, or the solution to the desire was totally impossible.
Either way, I surmised that when I dreamed of toilets in this manner, it was because I could not find a way to relieve the pressure I was under.