Fibbing Friday 28th August.

It’s my turn to host the Fibbing Friday challenge this week as I alternate with PCGuyIV.
https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/

Between us we have kept this challenge going and thank you all for your continued support and participation.

These were originally planned for August 14th, but I found something different so put them on the back burner for today.
Below are 10 questions, the answers to which are entirely up to you.
The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly or even outrageous in your response as you evade the truth.

Write a post with your answers and tag it “Fibbing Friday” or #FibbingFriday, then link back to this post so that others can enjoy your answers and maybe join in too!
If you use WordPress, pingbacks are enabled, so as long as you link to this post, it should show up. Bear in mind though that they are usually approved manually, so don’t be surprised if the link doesn’t show up immediately. You can leave a link to your post in the comments and also have a look at some of the other contributions.

This week half of my questions are asking you to deliver a punchline.
Remember years ago the awful 1000 Jokes for kids series (we had all 5 of them)?
You may well recall why elephants paint their toe nails yellow so that they can hide in custard, the white fridge hiding in the trees and the four door banana etc etc.
I’m feeling a little silly and we all need some humour these days, so please give them your best shot!

1.  What is the difference between a gooseberry and a grape?
2.  What is meant by skid row?
3.  Why do elephants have big ears?
4.  What is green and travels at thousands of miles an hour?
5.  What is the difference between minimum and maximum?

6.  What is a pantry?
7.  What is a carnivore?
8.  What is another word for oriental?
9.  What is the difference between pussy willow and catkins?
10. What is a felony?

Have fun. I’ll be back with my responses later.