Fibbing Friday 21st August, my response

Thanks to Frank for posting these questions. I know nothing of Harry Potter so if I stumble on any truthful answers, my apologies.

  1. Why did Harry Potter live with the Dursley’s when he wasn’t at Hogwarts?
    It was nearest to McDonalds and he could sneak out for a burger
  2. What was Arthur Weasley’s job at the Ministry of Magic?
    He had to ensure the wands were always duly polished and in tip top condition.
  3. Why did Dobby the House Elf try to stop Harry Potter from going to Hogwarts?
    He felt betrayed that Harry would want to play with someone else.
  4. What did Hermione Granger’s parents do for a living?
    They were ghost busters.
  5. Why was Voldemort unable to kill Harry Potter?
    His weapons had a habit of changing into mice and running away. 
  6. What did Fred and George Weasley do after dropping out of Hogwarts?
    They went into politics
  7. Why was Hagrid expelled from Hogwarts?
    He was caught cheating in class on a magic carpet.
  8. What did the sorcerer’s (philosopher’s) stone do, exactly?
    It predicted the weather.
  9. What did Lucius Malfoy put in Ginny Weasley’s cauldron in Flourish and Blotts
    Her tax returns so that she could cook the books.
  10. What is Harry Potter’s patronus?
    Hemorrhoids.

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I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have recently lost our beloved dog Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney, and now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of my GSD so had hers done too. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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16 Responses to Fibbing Friday 21st August, my response

  1. Pretty darn good answers, even if you don’t know about the ‘Wizarding World”. I thought they were really funny too!

  2. Liz says:

    😂😂😂 Brilliant. I especially liked 9 and 10.

  3. Sadje says:

    Haha! Great answers Di

  4. murisopsis says:

    You made me giggle!

  5. Interesting
    Stay safe happy healthy and wealthy

  6. Carol anne says:

    Lol Di! You made me laugh. These were great fun answers!

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