Flash Fiction for the Purposeful Practitioner: 2020: Week #31

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Good morning!
Guess who I saw the other day?
I was at their service and honoured that they choose me upon which to sit.
Their buttocks are no different from anyone else’s apart from the material in which they’re clad. Silk for her of course, and she made one of their detail wipe me down before gracing me with her ample posterior.
She was preening as usual, turning this way and that, made my boards sore with all that friction. Made me wish I hadn’t had that sanding in the spring.
He was OK mind you. Down to earth kinda chap, but looking tired and a little out of his depth if you ask me. He had it all but gave it up for love, silly boy. Now he sits quietly in the background afraid to voice an opinion in case she gets it in her head to moan to the tabloids about whoever asked him a question.
Yeah. We could tell you a few things about celebrities, but then no-one takes any notice of us park benches.

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have recently lost our beloved dog Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney, and now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of my GSD so had hers done too. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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14 Responses to Flash Fiction for the Purposeful Practitioner: 2020: Week #31

  1. Sadje says:

    I like your perspective from the eyes of a park bench.

  2. If only the bench could talk. Well done.

  3. murisopsis says:

    Hehe! I think I know who those two posteriors you were discussing are attached to!

  4. willowdot21 says:

    This is very good, it could be any number of A listed couples 🧐💜

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