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Guess who I saw the other day?
I was at their service and honoured that they choose me upon which to sit.
Their buttocks are no different from anyone else’s apart from the material in which they’re clad. Silk for her of course, and she made one of their detail wipe me down before gracing me with her ample posterior.
She was preening as usual, turning this way and that, made my boards sore with all that friction. Made me wish I hadn’t had that sanding in the spring.
He was OK mind you. Down to earth kinda chap, but looking tired and a little out of his depth if you ask me. He had it all but gave it up for love, silly boy. Now he sits quietly in the background afraid to voice an opinion in case she gets it in her head to moan to the tabloids about whoever asked him a question.
Yeah. We could tell you a few things about celebrities, but then no-one takes any notice of us park benches.