Baking, it’s not ….

I just had to reblog this after my second reading. I remember kitchen disasters, and my first effort at bread didn’t remotely resemble it. I hope this raises as big a smile for my readers as it did for me. I love this guy’s blog

A Dad trying to cope with the loss of his Partner and becoming a single parent.

Well it looks ok. Looks like bread. That’s not a bad effort from me. Especially as it’s gluten, dairy and yeast free. But then there is always a downside. Time to taste it. Wow. How can I describe the taste.

Bland….

Tasteless….

Might as well be eating paper….

‘It’s bread Jim but not as we know it”….

Yes even a Vulcan like Spook would struggle to quantify this baking attempt. Even when I spread something on a slice it just tasted odd. Tried to toast it. Refused to change colour even when I incinerated. This is officially NOT bread. So what to do with this non food item.

Maybe it’s better than the paper towel I usually use to rest the spoon on, which is being used to stir the contents of the slow cooker….

Maybe as a saucer….

As a page marker….

As something to sort out the wobble…

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I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have recently lost our beloved dog Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney, and now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of my GSD so had hers done too. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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14 Responses to Baking, it’s not ….

  1. 😆 I had a similar experience with some cookies once (I was 16). There was no flour available, so I substituted some whey powder. Oh my lordie! They would have served very well indeed as a hockey puck. I think if someone had thrown one of those things at another person, it might well have killed them. But my father and brothers chowed down on them. They tasted fine, they were just rocks. 😆

  2. murisopsis says:

    It was funny! Are you going to engage in the Great Blogging Bake-off?

  3. willowdot21 says:

    ” It’s bread Jim but not as we know it”😜💜

  4. Maggie says:

    Great reblog.

  5. Carol anne says:

    I do too! Garry is such a funny guy! He’s fab! 😂😉💖😘

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