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Oh god, not again. I was only cleaned last week.
It took five of them ten hours to scald, bleach, scrape and buff to bring me back to my finest glory. Those reddish blotches weren’t in the original unveiling you know! How would you like having your delicate places scoured with wire wool, eh?
Now all it’s going to take is one solitary bird to leave its mark, and then they’ll all come.
Oh well, looking on the bright side, at least it’s my head it landed on.