‘You said you wanted a classic car for the wedding!’
‘Yes, I did. Classic as Rolls or a Bentley.’
‘But this is a classic car Wend.’
‘Let me tell you,’ she said, poking him in the chest with the lethal weapon that passed as a painted fingernail, ‘ I am NOT going to be driven in all my finery to church in THAT!‘
‘But it’s not for you. It’s my gift to the Bride and Groom as they belong to the Classic Car Club.’
‘So as Father of the Bride you get to ride in it?’
‘And how am I supposed to get to the church?’
‘Jeff’s offered to take you.’
‘But Jeff’s only got a motor bike!’
‘He’s decking out the sidecar for you.’
Photo courtesy of Morguefile
Written for Donna’s Sunday Photo Fiction challenge
I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes!
In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too.
On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts.
From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives.
We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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Haha, Di, this gave me a jolly good giggle.
I’m pleased. It’ll be one of the MIL jokes of the future!
Haha! Hilarious story.
Ha! Good one!!
Nice! I remember in college the school had an ancient piece of junk car (kept in perfect running order) they would use to bring VIPs (rock stars, politicians) to performances or lectures – as a tradition and sort of joke. I wish I could know some of the thoughts of these folks.
Thanks for sharing.
Really funny! I would rather take the car.
Haha. Great take on the the prompt, Di. I loved this one
Haha! I cant imagine it! 😀 on a motorbike! Lol!