1. How big was the one that got away?
I can’t remember, but it was huge as it knocked me unconscious.
2. What comes after a storm?
3. Why do fish swim?
I don’t know, they haven’t answered me.
4. What colour is grass?
5. What’s over the hill?
I am and the view is blurry.
6. What is the colour of money?
Red, brown, pink, green, white, blue, or yellow depending on denomination.
7. What do goats, pigs and roosters have in common?
They all taste nice.
8. Who lives in the woods?
The Woodman, the Woodentops, and Woody Woodpecker.
9. What does an ill wind bring?
10. What is a windfall?
The result of not getting out of the way fast enough for 9.