Fibbing Friday response : 22nd May

Here are my questions and fibby answers this week.

1. How big was the one that got away?
I can’t remember, but it was huge as it knocked me unconscious.

2. What comes after a storm?
Maintenance bills

3. Why do fish swim?
I don’t know, they haven’t answered me.

4. What colour is grass?
Blue

5. What’s over the hill?
I am and the view is blurry.

6. What is the colour of money?
Red, brown, pink, green, white, blue, or yellow depending on denomination.

7. What do goats, pigs and roosters have in common?
They all taste nice.

8. Who lives in the woods?
The Woodman, the Woodentops, and Woody Woodpecker.

9. What does an ill wind bring?
Flatulence.

10. What is a windfall?
The result of not getting out of the way fast enough for 9.

 

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have an elderly dog called Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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17 Responses to Fibbing Friday response : 22nd May

  1. jenanita01 says:

    Reblogged this on Anita Dawes & Jaye Marie ~ Authors and commented:
    Hilarious!

  2. Liz says:

    Ha ha. ๐Ÿ˜ Brilliant!

  3. Kritika says:

    Haha enjoyed your answers.

  4. Sadje says:

    Hilarious q&a. Loved the last two. ๐Ÿ˜‚

  5. Rishika Jain says:

    Wow! this is humorous ๐Ÿ˜‚

  6. Flatulence is always funny.

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