My responses to Fibbing Friday May 8th

Earlier I asked ten questions and invited you to lie to me.
Here are my answers which I hope makes you smile or titter.

1. What do you call a group of four ducks?
Ducks Fizz
2. What is a farrago?
A heavenly chocolate motor car
3. What is a basilisk?
A drunk herb
4. Where will you find the axilla?
Alongside the pickilla.
5. Why do they call it ‘Charm School’?
It was all about casting spells to charm the unexpected in order to socially climb.
6. Who were Sooty and Sweep?
The founders of a chimney cleaning company.
7. What makes Bumble Bees fly?
Nerves of steel as it would be impossible to walk anywhere with their precious load.
8. What is Empty Nest Syndrome?
Soup at a cheap chinese restaurant.
9. What is a Beefeater?
A failed vegetarian
10. What breed of animal is a Bactrian?
A wolf in sheep’s clothing.

 

 

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have recently lost our beloved dog Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney, and now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of my GSD so had hers done too. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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5 Responses to My responses to Fibbing Friday May 8th

  1. They definitely made me laugh, Di.

  2. #8 is the most hysterical thing I’ve read in a long time. Thanks for the laugh!

  3. Sadje says:

    Great questions and answers. 😂😂😂

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