Fibbing Friday 17th April

These were Frank’s questions which I reblogged earlier on today:

  1. What event became known as “The Shot Heard ’Round the World”?
    The Moon Landing and whoever was holding the camera when Neil Armstrong put his foot on the lunar surface.
  2. What exactly is a duvet?
    It’s a vet bill
  3. What was The Man in the Iron Mask about?
    The first House Husband
  4. Divan, Chesterfield, settee, and Davenport are all examples of what?
    Embroidery.
  5. Why was the Eiffel Tower built?
    It was a Meccano challenge to keep the kids quiet
  6. The Harry Potter series wasn’t about a boy who finds out he’s a wizard. What was it about?
    Gardening and cultivating your own compost.
  7. What was Moby Dick about?
    A dull boy called Richard who couldn’t spell mopey
  8. What was The King’s Speech about?
    How to cheat at Scrabble and get away with it.
  9. If you go to a pub and ask for a “black & tan”, exactly what do you get?
    A German Shepherd with attitude.
  10. What is “shepherd’s pie”?
    It’s the collective name for a bunch of crooks.

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have recently lost our beloved dog Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney, and now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of my GSD so had hers done too. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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8 Responses to Fibbing Friday 17th April

  1. Liz says:

    Brilliant answers, but I especially loved 5 and 9. I am glad I wasn’t having a drink, when coming across those answers. 😄

  2. Sadje says:

    Lol! Well answered. 😊😂

  3. Carol Anne says:

    Hahaha! Love your answers Di! ❤

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