A silly poem

A bird shat on our window pane,
Freshly washed, it took careful aim,
Streaking down the shiny glass
Jettisoned from its feathered ass,
Hubs was not impressed at all
The bloody thing having such gall,
‘Next time’, he said, ‘I’ll see you shot
As you’ll fit nicely in the pot!’

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have recently lost our beloved dog Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney, and now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of my GSD so had hers done too. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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12 Responses to A silly poem

  1. Hey Good morning Di

    l don’t know if you saw this yesterday – however here it is officially, ‘your Hug’ πŸ™‚


  2. jenanita01 says:

    Cleaning windows is always fatal…

  3. πŸ€£πŸ™‹β€β™€οΈπŸ

  4. quiall says:

    hahaha. Loved it! My morning smile.

  5. murisopsis says:

    Hehe! Well done! I did get a chuckle out of this one!

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