Rodney Rumor was an annoying little parasite.
Many a time he had ruined plans, surprises, even marriages, but still he continued to open his big mouth without knowing the facts.
He met his match though in Gilly Gossip.
The two gassed all day, each trying to upstage the other, with neither gaining the winning hand.
They agreed there was nothing for it but to marry and put a stop to everyone talking about them once and for all.
This bit of silliness was written for Fandango’s One Word Challenge today.