Festive Fibbing Friday: 20th December

As regular readers know, PCGuyIV and I host this challenge on alternate Fridays.

As it’s my turn to host the last Fibbing Friday before Christmas, I thought I would have a mammoth groanathon at the awful cracker jokes that have been doing the rounds over the years.
Perhaps you can up with a better punchline!

Write a post with your answers and tag it “Fibbing Friday” or #FibbingFriday, then link back to this post so that others can enjoy your answers and maybe join in too!
If you use WordPress, pingbacks are enabled, so as long as you link to this post, it should show up.
Bear in mind though that they are usually approved manually, so don’t be surprised if the link doesn’t show up immediately. You can also leave a link to your post in the comments.
Here you go then with your 10 ‘crackers’

1.  What do you get hanging from Santa’s roof?
2.  Where does Santa get his annual flu jab?
3.  What kind of motor bike does Santa ride when he’s off duty?
4.  What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
5.  What do you get when you run over a skunk with Santa’s Sleigh?
6.  What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?
7.  What goes Oh, Oh, Oh?
8.  Who is the King of Santa’s helpers?
9.  What’s worse than Rudolph with a runny nose?
10. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

I apologise in advance.

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have recently lost our beloved dog Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney, and now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of my GSD so had hers done too. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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13 Responses to Festive Fibbing Friday: 20th December

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  2. Here’s a link to my Fibbing Friday post, in case pingback didn’t work. Merry Christmas! http://robertkirkendall.com/2019/12/20/fibbing-friday-12-20-19/

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  5. PCGuyIV says:

    Reblogged this on Thoughts & Theories and commented:
    Running a bit late today. Thankfully, Di gave us the questions this week. I’ll have my answers in a bit.

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  8. ghostmmnc says:

    Fun questions! Here’s my entry:

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