Fibbing Friday 6 December: my response

Hope you didn’t mind the different format and had some fun with this week’s questions.

Here are my porkies:

1. What makes a hyena laugh?
The long grass as it tickles their tummies

2. What is Mrs Claus’ christian name?
Dear

3. What did little Jack Horner pull out of his pie?
A blistered finger

4. Where will you find the brightest star?
In the High Street as it’s a Karaoke Bar for wannabees.

5. Which is the odd one out: feather, light, middle, heavy, dead
They’re all weights, but the last one’s going nowhere.

6. What makes gas?
Too many sprouts (been trying to get Hubby’s latest SWMBO in for a while)
7. Why do ants march?
The regular rhythm of their numbers warns everything else to get out of their way.

8. What is a gaffer?
A tape silencer for annoying people.

9. What is a polygon?
Oldie but goodie………… a deceased parrot.

10.Why have all my questions begun with the letter ‘W’?
To start with any other letter for this final question would have spoilt the symmetry!

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I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have recently lost our beloved dog Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney, and now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of my GSD so had hers done too. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.

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