Fibbing Friday 6 December: my response

Hope you didn’t mind the different format and had some fun with this week’s questions.

Here are my porkies:

1. What makes a hyena laugh?
The long grass as it tickles their tummies

2. What is Mrs Claus’ christian name?
Dear

3. What did little Jack Horner pull out of his pie?
A blistered finger

4. Where will you find the brightest star?
In the High Street as it’s a Karaoke Bar for wannabees.

5. Which is the odd one out: feather, light, middle, heavy, dead
They’re all weights, but the last one’s going nowhere.

6. What makes gas?
Too many sprouts (been trying to get Hubby’s latest SWMBO in for a while)
7. Why do ants march?
The regular rhythm of their numbers warns everything else to get out of their way.

8. What is a gaffer?
A tape silencer for annoying people.

9. What is a polygon?
Oldie but goodie………… a deceased parrot.

10.Why have all my questions begun with the letter ‘W’?
To start with any other letter for this final question would have spoilt the symmetry!