1. What makes a hyena laugh?
The long grass as it tickles their tummies
2. What is Mrs Claus’ christian name?
3. What did little Jack Horner pull out of his pie?
A blistered finger
4. Where will you find the brightest star?
In the High Street as it’s a Karaoke Bar for wannabees.
5. Which is the odd one out: feather, light, middle, heavy, dead
They’re all weights, but the last one’s going nowhere.
8. What is a gaffer?
A tape silencer for annoying people.
9. What is a polygon?
Oldie but goodie………… a deceased parrot.
10.Why have all my questions begun with the letter ‘W’?
To start with any other letter for this final question would have spoilt the symmetry!