Hope you didn’t mind the different format and had some fun with this week’s questions.
Here are my porkies:
1. What makes a hyena laugh?
The long grass as it tickles their tummies
2. What is Mrs Claus’ christian name?
Dear
3. What did little Jack Horner pull out of his pie?
A blistered finger
4. Where will you find the brightest star?
In the High Street as it’s a Karaoke Bar for wannabees.
5. Which is the odd one out: feather, light, middle, heavy, dead
They’re all weights, but the last one’s going nowhere.
6. What makes gas?
Too many sprouts (been trying to get Hubby’s latest SWMBO in for a while)
7. Why do ants march?
The regular rhythm of their numbers warns everything else to get out of their way.
8. What is a gaffer?
A tape silencer for annoying people.
9. What is a polygon?
Oldie but goodie………… a deceased parrot.
10.Why have all my questions begun with the letter ‘W’?
To start with any other letter for this final question would have spoilt the symmetry!
Great Q & A. 😜😂
Glad you liked them!
Indeed!💖
Lovely answers
Thank you!
I enjoyed your answers Di.
Thanks Jim
Hahahahha!!! I WONDERED about that Whole “W” thing….. WOW! ;P
It was a fluke actually and I didn’t have a Q10 this week, so cheated!
Love #6 and the cute picture! LOL! OMG! I didn’t think of a deceased parrot for #9… I’ve got to keep Peanut away from you. Hahhaha!!!
It’s an old joke from way back along with the what do parrots eat…….. polyfiller. Peanut is quite safe.
Yes, Hubby’s latest SWMBO does have a bit of ‘charm’
I love those little characters, they’re hailarious! 😜 😝
I think he’s done about 25 now