Fibbing Friday 8th November: fibs by Di

Here are my silly answers to this week’s Fibbing Friday questions. Can’t wait to read your responses too!

1. What’s a cyclops?
A cybernetic horse

2. What’s next in this sequence? Y, G, B, B,
D P T W

3. Patty has 4 apples and Pete pinched a pair. What do Patty and Pete have now?
Patty has 4 apples, a magic pear and Pete has a black eye.

4. How would an alien describe sheep?
Gee-ya-goo=yuk=ow
Roughly translated means Crunchy Clouds

5. What is Fool’s Gold?
The latest chocolate confection designed for dieters.

6. Ginger, Scary, Posh, Sporty and Baby were the original Spice Girls. If you were to audition to be a sixth Spice, what would you be and why? Guys you can answer this one too!
Jellybelly spice as I still have my budda belly.

7. Why are traditional teapots brown?
To save washing them up.

8. What are the Winds of Change?
A mother’s internal clock denoting changing baby’s nappy time.

9. What is an amaryllis?
A bloody Mary feeling slightly under the weather.

10. What are blues and twos?
How Mums feel when their offspring reaches 24 months of age.

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have an elderly dog called Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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7 Responses to Fibbing Friday 8th November: fibs by Di

  1. Sadje says:

    Brilliant! 😂😂😂

  2. Liz says:

    I love your answers.

  3. Pingback: Fibbing Friday (11/8/19) – Robert Kirkendall

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