Fibbing Friday 25th October: my response

Don’t you just love Fibbing Friday?
These are the questions I posed earlier today and my answers:

1. What makes squash?
Two sumo wrestlers fighting over an orange.
2. How would you describe ‘hen pecked’?
Two words: most husbands.
3. What’s a tuffet?
A harder version of a soft one.
4. What would you do with a flump?
Bash it to hell to make it lie flat.
5. Why was the mate plucking pheasants?
Because he was hungry and they were smaller than turkeys.
6. What are minis, midis, and maxis?
Types of biscuits depending on what kind of diet you’re on.
7. What would you find if you went down to the woods today?
Hopefully trees.
8. What’s a titfer?
Food deliveries. One is useful but they usually come in pairs.
9. Why are fire engines red?
For some reason the colour doesn’t run when it gets wet.
10. What’s green and goes round and round?
Kermit on a ferris wheel.

Hope these raised a smile.
All being well I shall be fit to host again in a fortnight.
PCGuyIV’s turn next week.

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too. On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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11 Responses to Fibbing Friday 25th October: my response

  1. Sadje says:

    Hilarious answers. Love the last oneπŸ˜‚

  2. Avia Tinder says:

    I’m glad I didn’t read your response before writing mine–yours is Brilliant, and would have unfairly influenced me πŸ™‚ Great FUN!! Best blessed thoughts to you ❀

  3. Jen Goldie says:

    πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

  4. Number 7 made me laugh.

  5. πŸ˜‚ 🀣Hilarious!!! #2 & 10, I was rolling!! Great answers!

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