Anyone fancy a Fib?

It’s only been a week since Teresa left WP………. I wonder if she’s aware of what’s happened?
It’s Friday and I miss her Fibbing Friday challenge.
Here are a few questions of silliness you can fib about if you so desire:

1. Why do we say we blow raspberries?
2. Why did Peter Piper pick peppers?
3. Why DID the chicken cross the road?
4. The mouse ran up the clock, but what for?
5. How many steps are there in a staircase?
6. Why did the Owl and the Pussycat go to sea?
7. The house in the forest Hansel and Gretel found wasn’t made of candy. What was it made of?
8. How do you cheat and get away with it?
9. What will you do with fifty shades of grey?
10. What’s green with trotters?

My answers:

1. Blueberries don’t spray as well.
2. Because he wasn’t a pheasant plucker.
3. The green man said it was OK.
4. He knew the elephant wouldn’t be able to follow him.
5. I’ve forgotten, we live in a bungalow.
6. They’d just robbed a bank and were making their getaway.
7. Sticks and straw as it was a doer-upper by the three little pigs.
8. Introduce another deck of cards and lay 6 aces.
9. Lead a very dull life or have a lot of light fittings in your house.
10. Miss Piggy and Kermit’s firstborn.

Sorry. I’m a wee bit bored.

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have an elderly dog called Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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18 Responses to Anyone fancy a Fib?

  1. Sadje says:

    Great answers and hilarious questions.

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  3. SarahC says:

    I know …..I miss fib…..maybe do these tomorrow lol ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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  5. SarahC says:

    i think my ping will work perhaps…………..
    https://cthisnthat.wordpress.com/2019/08/10/4386/

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