Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is “instructions.” Write instructions for anything you know how to do. As detailed or as rambling as you’d like. Enjoy!
From recipes to cleaning, something always goes awry, so I’m choosing something really straight forward:
Chose the area in which you wish to work.
Remove all obstacles from the surface.
Select your chosen application container.
A: If spray, push button and spray said cleared surface.
Wipe quickly with a clean dry cloth to remove streaks.
B: If solid, dip cloth in substance and smear on said cleared surface.
Rub vigorously until shiny.
Replace obstacles on shiny surface.
Done, and dusted (and p0lished).
As an aside, and something that was actually included in the instructions for collapsing a stroller:
‘First remove the child’.