Fibbing Friday – May 24

Yay!! It’s Friday, and we know what that means! Fibbers Unite!!!

  1. What goes best on baked potatoes?
    Sun tan lotion
  2. Pepsi isn’t soda pop, what is it really?
    It’s a drunken rumba.
  3. Where is your dream vacation?
    What’s a vacation?
  4. Santa Claus is getting really old and forgetful, instead of presents what did he leave?
    IOUs and food coupons
  5. What is lurking under your couch cushion?
    An extremely hairy dustbunny.
  6. Why are zombies the only thing that eats brains?
    My Dad loved them, and he wasn’t a zombie.
  7. Why do people drive big trucks?
    There’s no such thing as a small truck.
  8. What do pets do at night?
    Put on night vision goggles and go out on the tiles.
  9. What is a cockle shell?
    The husk from a shuttlecock.
  10. What is kept in the Tower of London?
    The script for the new TV show ‘Next Prime Minister’.
  11. Why did London Bridge fall down?
  12. What is at the bottom of the wishing well?
    A disgruntled well wisher with a headache.
  13. What lives in the sewers?
    Needle workers.
  14. Who steals the little things that goes missing in your house?
    I have no idea, but when I catch them they’re in real trouble!
  15. What two movies belong together in a mashed movie?
    Godzilla and Tremors.
  16. What does M.A.S.H. stand for?
    Momma Always Says Hush
  17. What happens at midnight in a graveyard?
    Practice for the next Thriller routine.

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have an elderly dog called Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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15 Responses to Fibbing Friday – May 24

  1. The Haunted Wordsmith says:

    Great answers!

  2. Sadje says:

    Brilliant, my favorite;
    What lives in the sewers?
Needle workers.

  3. Sadje says:

    Brilliant, my favorite
    What lives in the sewers?
Needle workers.

  4. Hahahahaha!!! GREAT answers!! 🙂 Give that missing objects thief a good wallop for me too, okay? 😉

  5. So very funny. Made me smile.

  6. SarahC says:

    enjoyed my usual visit! yes me too, “What’s a vacation?”

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