Fibbing Friday May 3

Time to tell my whoppers for the week:
Thanks Teresa.

  1. What did the couch say to the toilet?
    Is that a flush, or are you just pleased to see me?
  2. What caused the last traffic jam in town?
    The Pilsbury Dough Boy belched.
  3. What really powers the Internet?
    Battery hens
  4. What is really between Trump’s ears?
    Tweetie Pies.
  5. What is in the heart of Africa?
  6. What was the last meal eaten in the Garden of Eden?
    Snake kebabs
  7. Who built the pyramids in the Yucatan?
    The Noyoucants.
  8. What is the highest form of flattery?
    Having Mile High Club membership
  9. Speakeasies were not secret bars, what were they?
    Rogue Librarians
  10. Alcatraz isn’t a prison, what is it really?
    A chocolate bar
  11. What is in hamburger?
    A bad actor with indigestion reading a bad script.
  12. What is the real question and answer to number #12?
    Is it time to eat yet? and No.

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too. On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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2 Responses to Fibbing Friday May 3

  1. With answers like this you could be a politician

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