One liner Wednesday

He eats, I put on the pounds.
This is how I feel today!

Written for https://lindaghill.com/2019/05/01/one-liner-wednesday-take-a-break-they-said/

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I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have recently lost our beloved dog Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney, and now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of my GSD so had hers done too. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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17 Responses to One liner Wednesday

  1. Sadje says:

    I feel the same way, in my case,” they eat, I put on pounds”

  2. I always think that even if I eat so much I still keep on putting wait.

  3. blindzanygirl says:

    I love rock buns!

    • I used the last of the butter from my cheesecake for these.

      • blindzanygirl says:

        When we started doing cookery at secondary school rock buns were the first things that we made. Mine turned out terrible lol

      • Likewise, though mine were pilfered n the bus ride home and I think I was left with two out of my original 8.
        We also made some goop called muesli, with evaporated milk, nuts, porridge oats and raisins. It was GROSS!

      • blindzanygirl says:

        Lol. And before we started cookery classes we had to make our own aprons and hats in need,ework class. I was hopeless at needlework and mine were a a MESS. But we were not allowed to start cookery dlasses until our outfits were ok. I was late starting cookery classes. I was no good at cookery either. Yet, once an adult, I taught myself to sew and make clothes. Mi even made Bob a coat and some troysers! Beautufully! No one taught me. I taught myself to cook and became a good cook. So what’s wrong with schools? Something myst be going wrong lol

      • We had overalls to wear for art and science, and had to make an apron, with a pocket, in needlework for cookery. I hate sewing, and the teacher who took that also took cookery. She didn’t like me much. My blouse pattern was pinned to the material but I don’t remember actually cutting it out.

  4. Laurie says:

    Same here! How does that work?

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