Fibbing Friday April 26

Thanks to Teresa for the last FF challenge for April. I’m glad she’s decided to keep this one after revamping her blog content.
I’ve found with some of these I’m tempted to tell the truth which is completely missing the point of this fun challenge! Don’t be surprised then if some of my answers are a bit ‘off the wall’ this week.

What is gelatin?
Hair styling goo in a can
What is in blood pudding?
Not a (c)lot
What is a fairy tale wedding?
One that is free and has no Brideszilla calling for refunds and exotic holidays.
We don’t have to worry about chocolate going extinct…where does it really come from?
Creme eggs laid by brown chickens.
What is something that the government is hiding from people?
My first response was THE TRUTH!!!!!!!, but I’m going with how many mice the PM’s cat caught (though it’s possible it was outsourced to a foreign company, the total tweaked to make it look good on the books and the cost put on expenses).
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea didn’t really take place in the ocean, where did it take place?
Wembley Stadium in a thunderstorm.
What was Hogwarts hiding in the basement?
A bacon slicer.
What is living in your closet?
Calorie Tailors
Why are some streets called dead ends?
Once you get there, there’s no coming back.
Why are internet speeds slow?
Depends who’s asking, a user or an engineer, as answers vary.

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I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too. On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.

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