FOWC with Fandango — Oil

I could write about rising oil prices I suppose, but I think it’s time for a funny.

First of all, I was a lot younger then!
I was invited to a ladies Hen Party when visiting a friend, and thought why not?
However, it was not the kind of hen party I was used to, as this involved drag acts, a comedian/singer and a male stripper or two.
It did not help that we were practically the last to arrive and the only seats available for the 3 of  us to sit together was at the front (honest).
The drag artists were brilliant, I loved their outfits and wished I could apply my makeup so flatteringly.
The comedian/singer had me in stitches to such an extent that I had to excuse myself halfway through his act as I was laughing so much. He picked up on it and started to tease, so I told him it was his own fault as he shouldn’t be so damn funny!

However, it was the first stripper that was my undoing. I got dragged up onto the floor and given a bottle of baby oil, which I was told I could apply anywhere.
Leaving behind a shiny chested gyrating man, I came offstage with very slippery hands, a very red face, and catcalls of ‘chicken’, but all in the best possible taste.
I have not been able to look at baby oil in the same way since, and don’t get me started on chippolatas.

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have recently lost our beloved dog Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney, and now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of my GSD so had hers done too. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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9 Responses to FOWC with Fandango — Oil

  1. Have you got any photographs of that night. Could go viral…..

  2. Sadje says:

    Oooh, never knew you were into baby oil! 🤣😂

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