Fibbing Friday April 12

Fibbers take note: now’s your chance thanks to Teresa aka The Haunted Wordsmith

Today’s questions:

  1. What is in your left shoe?
    My right foot.
  2. What did the tooth fairy leave you on their last visit?
    Dog biscuits
  3. What is your favorite soup?
    The Marx Brothers Duck
  4. What goes best with chocolate cake?
    more chocolate cake
  5. What is the strangest thing you have found in your yard?
    grass
  6. What is the moon made out of?
    discarded flags and junk metal
  7. What is the real reason Pluto is not a planet?
    He’s a dog.
  8. Why do rabbits hop instead of walk?
    It beats skipping.
  9. Where was the last place you lost your car?
    I don’t know, I haven’t found it yet.
  10. What was the last thing you borrowed?
    Time
  11. What is the black pearl?
    An indigestion tablet
  12. Twilight wasn’t about vampires, what was it really about?
    How teenagers who don’t have TV spend their time.
  13. Cats and dogs really don’t hate each other, what do they do when we’re not looking?
    You really don’t want to know.
  14. What do fish do all day in their tanks?
    Try to remember
  15. What are stars saying when they twinkle?
    Gotta be a short circuit somewhere.

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have an elderly dog called Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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13 Responses to Fibbing Friday April 12

  1. Sadje says:

    Haha! Excellent answers.😂😂😂

  2. The Haunted Wordsmith says:

    Great answers!

  3. Wonderful and hilarious answers

  4. iScriblr says:

    Love your answers!👍👍

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