Fibbers take note: now’s your chance thanks to Teresa aka The Haunted Wordsmith
- What is in your left shoe?
My right foot.
- What did the tooth fairy leave you on their last visit?
- What is your favorite soup?
The Marx Brothers Duck
- What goes best with chocolate cake?
more chocolate cake
- What is the strangest thing you have found in your yard?
- What is the moon made out of?
discarded flags and junk metal
- What is the real reason Pluto is not a planet?
He’s a dog.
- Why do rabbits hop instead of walk?
It beats skipping.
- Where was the last place you lost your car?
I don’t know, I haven’t found it yet.
- What was the last thing you borrowed?
- What is the black pearl?
An indigestion tablet
- Twilight wasn’t about vampires, what was it really about?
How teenagers who don’t have TV spend their time.
- Cats and dogs really don’t hate each other, what do they do when we’re not looking?
You really don’t want to know.
- What do fish do all day in their tanks?
Try to remember
- What are stars saying when they twinkle?
Gotta be a short circuit somewhere.