Today’s sentence: “I thought it was sugar.”
This wasn’t the first time Sally had been caught, and she was finding it hard to believe how gullible, or stupid, she actually was.
She had intended to ask the old cow at Number 6 for a cup, but then found a few sachets in her coat pocket so didn’t bother.
Edward had been called after said Old Cow found his wife naked in the garden conducting invisible Diddymen in a Chorus Line at the top of her voice and had called the police, who promptly arrested her for disturbing the peace.
Now in another interview room, her head hurt and she had her husband to answer to.
Somehow trying to explain that their son had borrowed her anorak the previous night and ‘I thought it was sugar’ wasn’t going to wash.
I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes!
In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too.
On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts.
From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives.
We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
It’s feasible I guess, though her son is a little careless!
Oh lol Di. This is soooo funny.
Haha! Glad to raise a smile.
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Based on a true story