Friday Fibs: 5th April

It’s FRIDAY!
Teresa asks:
What are the biggest whoppers you can come up with to these questions:

It wasn’t a message in a bottle that was found on the beach. What was found in it?
an I OU for one ship.
What do the rings in trees really measure?
how many times it’s rained.
What is one food that you cannot live without?
Allofit
You thought you packed everything, but when you reached your destination, what had you forgotten to pack?
Everything.
We’ve gotten Halloween wrong for centuries. What is it really and when it is celebrated?
A Marshmallow festival and midnight on 31st October/November 1st.
How old are you?
Dog years, shoe size, or wishful thinking?
Why do people really wear glasses?
Because bottles are too heavy and awkward to balance on the nose.
Old people aren’t senile, what are they?
Wrinkled.
When people say they are just talking to themselves, who are they talking to really?
Their alter-egos.
What goes best with corned beef?
Cornier jokes.
How do you like to end your day?
With a pint and a burger.
How should Star Trek have ended?
Spock married U’hura and they kept Tribbles as pets.
What movie or book has the best ending?
The Dictionary

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have recently lost our beloved dog Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney, and now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of my GSD so had hers done too. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.

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