Fibbing Friday – March 8th

What good would a Friday be if we couldn’t do a little fibbing?

Once again Teresa asks us to come up with our best whoppers to these questions.

What did you find in the unopened can of mixed nuts?
an I O U signed “A. Squirrel”
What is your favorite thing to drink?
rum-babas
What flavor of pudding is your favorite?
dessert
They just cancelled your favorite TV show – what do you do?
Look up what is a TV on the internet.
What is the answer to 3 Down?
a ladder
What is your favorite way to spend a winter day?
blowing bubbles
What goes best with plaid?
bagpipes
What do Scots wear under their kilts?
Welsh rabbits
How did the platypus get its name?
because Pattycake was already taken
What is over the next hill?
another one
What (or who) is going to be in your will?
a 1000 Jokes for Kids book.
What do you like to snack on when watching sports?
marathons
You find a treasure map – what is the treasure?
knowing the difference between a cross and a smudge.
They are making a movie of your life – what is the biggest whopper they invent?
I have a love child
What did you find in the bag of chips/crisps?
A copy of Grease, the movie.
Bollocks doesn’t mean what Americans think it does…what does it really mean?
A little girl who likes big bears.
What is shephard’s pie really made out of?
hooks and crooks
Cinderella didn’t lose her glass slipper – what did she lose?
Her hearing
The moon is not made out of cheese or rock – it’s made out of what?
Silver paper
What did you give the last person who asked you for a tip?
The winner in the 3.30 Derby

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too. On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.

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