I tagged Diary of a Country Bumpkin to provide a fictitious history to the photo below as tagged to me (my post here)
There was once an old house in the woods with moss on its North side.
It was said that a very wicked witch lived there and the rumours grew and grew until finally the people of the village became so angry they went to the house to drive the witch away.
They shouted and threw stones and broke all the windows in the house, when all of a sudden a tiny little old lady emerged swearing like a trooper.
The villagers were amazed, “F *** off you stupid bunch of idiots,” she shouted. “You’ve ruined my house, what the hell are you playing at?”
It was at this point that the villagers realised they had made a tragic mistake for she was just an old lady.
They were so sorry they built her a new house in the village which is why her old house looks like this today.
My thanks for his take on the picture.