Hubby’s challenge!

Hubby has thrown me a challenge which will completely lower the tone of my blog, so you have been warned! He’s dared me to write a poem……………….

Hubby said he needed a poo,
And headed promptly for the loo
Armed with a pencil and Sudoku.
There he sat with feigning grace
Concentration all over his face
Putting the numbers in their proper place.
But nothing came, just a wee
A bit of wind, and some misery
So I made us both a cup of tea.

He’s smiling!!!!!!!!!

 

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too. On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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17 Responses to Hubby’s challenge!

  1. Bee Halton says:

    πŸ˜‚πŸ™‹β€πŸ

  2. I’M laughing. Out loud! Thanks for the chuckle and you’re a very good poet, in case you didn’t know it. πŸ˜‰

  3. Excellent, it reminds me of the mathematician who went to the doctors because he was constipated and the doctor told him to work it out with a pencil!

  4. blindzanygirl says:

    Lol Di. Poor hubby!

  5. Michael says:

    I like it Di, should have relaxed him a little??

  6. iScriblr says:

    Hahaha πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜›

  7. willowdot21 says:

    Lol this poem Di πŸ’œ

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