Fibbing Friday

Today’s Questions from Teresa to which we are invited to tell the biggest whoppers are: 

  1. Jonah wasn’t swallowed by a whale…he was swallowed by a ____.
    old lady as she needed a rider for the horse.
  2. Who (or what) could make even the fiercest pirate quake in his boots?
    A visit from a carpenter.
  3. What did Huckleberry Finn have to really paint?
    The town Red.
  4. What is the best food that can be paired with red wine?
    Anything in a glass
  5. What are you wearing on the sun?
    Crispy bacon
  6. Why do dogs chase after cars?
    Because they can’t drive them.
  7. What did the cat say to its kitten about the humans?
    They all come from Cheshire but never trust their smile.
  8. Goldfish are not fish. What are they?
    Treasure in the form of credit cards.
  9. What would you rather do instead of sleeping?
    Nap.
  10. The Phantom didn’t haunt the Opera House…he haunted the ____.
    Mask of Zorro.
  11. What is the most intelligent lifeform on Earth?
    Ants.
  12. Why did we really go to school?
    Because we were too young to go down the pub.
  13. What did teachers do during recess?
    Smoke and tell dirty jokes.
  14. How did you get to school?
    Eventually.
  15. What was life like before the Internet?
    Nett of interest.
  16. What is the best thing about social media?
    You can lie your socks off.
  17. What is your favorite thing to put chocolate sauce on?
    chocolate
  18. Doctors were all wrong…humans don’t need water. What do they need?
    A watering can.
  19. Dolphins are not mammals. What are they?
    Frayed nerve endings
  20. There is a Lost Dutchman’s Mine, but where is it?
    The Lost Property Office.

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too. On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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9 Responses to Fibbing Friday

  1. The Haunted Wordsmith says:

    ha ha ha ha ha ha great answers!

  2. Sadje says:

    Hahaha. Loved your witty answers. 😂😂😂

  3. Made me smile. With answers like that you should be in the government

  4. blindzanygirl says:

    Hilarious!

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