Questions – relatively docile if honest .. from Rory
Been so drunk, just couldn’t walk
Sort of: I fell through the back door (after opening it) and Mum put me to bed. I was 17 and it was the only time I was drunk. Luckily no throwing up or hangover.
Had a near death experience
So Way: Saw my Dad in the shadows when I had my heart scare last year
Talked to yourself in public
So way: all the time
Lied about age in order to fit in to the crowd
No way, well sort of: lied about my age to get a half price bus ticket when I was 13.
Gatecrashed a party
Sniffed your underwear to see if it’s clean or dirty
NO WAY: if it doubt, washing machine!
Not paid a restaurant bill … deliberately
So Way: Department Christmas Dinner and the service and food was disgusting. 20 of us walked out without paying, but after legal counsel, our boss was told to pay up as it wasn’t worth the hassle.
Woken up in a strange place, oblivious as to how you got there
Worn clothing inside out
So way. Nobody noticed as it was my knickers.
Broken a mirror
No Way…… yet
Believed in a conspiracy theory
So Way, but I ain’t sayin’ what!
Been involved in a riot
So Way, if a slap counts. Her jaw went sideways but her face didn’t. I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, but learned to keep my temper under control.