So Way, No Way, the Yes No game

Posted on January 31, 2019 by pensitivity101

Questions – relatively docile if honest .. from Rory

Been so drunk, just couldn’t walk
Sort of: I fell through the back door (after opening it) and Mum put me to bed. I was 17 and it was the only time I was drunk. Luckily no throwing up or hangover.

Had a near death experience
So Way: Saw my Dad in the shadows when I had my heart scare last year

Talked to yourself in public
So way: all the time

Lied about age in order to fit in to the crowd
No way, well sort of: lied about my age to get a half price bus ticket when I was 13.

Gatecrashed a party
No way.

Sniffed your underwear to see if it’s clean or dirty
NO WAY: if it doubt, washing machine!

Not paid a restaurant bill … deliberately
So Way: Department Christmas Dinner and the service and food was disgusting. 20 of us walked out without paying, but after legal counsel, our boss was told to pay up as it wasn’t worth the hassle.

Woken up in a strange place, oblivious as  to how you got there
No Way

Worn clothing inside out
So way. Nobody noticed as it was my knickers.

Broken a mirror
No Way…… yet

Believed in a conspiracy theory
So Way, but I ain’t sayin’ what!

Been involved in a riot
No way

Punched someone
So Way, if a slap counts. Her jaw went sideways but her face didn’t. I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, but learned to keep my temper under control.

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I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too. On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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7 Responses to So Way, No Way, the Yes No game

  1. Sadje says:
    January 31, 2019 at 11:11 am

    Hmm, interesting. Nice to read your answers

  2. bereavedandbeingasingleparent says:
    January 31, 2019 at 12:31 pm

    I can’t imagine you slapping anyone.

    • pensitivity101 says:
      January 31, 2019 at 2:13 pm

      I was about 10 and she pushed me too far, so I slapped her………. hard. It frightened me, not so much that I’d hurt her, but the fact I’d lost my temper!!
      Only other time I ‘lost it’ was in 1987 and a hot cup of coffee ended up in his lap, minus the cup.

  3. aguycalledbloke says:
    January 31, 2019 at 3:55 pm

    Excellent, the truth will out 🙂

  4. aguycalledbloke says:
    January 31, 2019 at 3:56 pm

    Reblogged this on A Guy Called Bloke and K9 Doodlepip! and commented:
    Sshh, l can’t say what conspiracy theory, and neither can Pensitivity!

    But the theory was there, it was, oh it was, it was, it was!

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