Friday Fibbing

Teresa over at the Haunted Wordsmith has given us these question to Lie our Socks Off to!


It’s Fibbing Friday – so you know what that means, right? Today’s questions should be answered with the greatest whoppers you can come up with.

  1. What was the strangest thing you ever caught?  A run in my stocking
  2. What was something you once found at a road side stand? Onions
  3. What is the greatest book of all time? The telephone directory
  4. Who deserves to win a Grammy? A Grampy
  5. And the winner for Best Actor goes to? The Cleaner
  6. What is something you have won an award for? Astronomy
  7. If someone looked on your phone, what would they be shocked to find? That I have one.
  8. What is something you always look forward to when eating out? Getting home
  9. What is the first thing that runs through your head when you see a squirrel? Teeth
  10. What is something you have always wanted to try? Being rich
  11. If you could only have one food for the rest of your life what would it be? Chips
  12. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A chunk by a hunk
  13. All the geysers in Yellowstone drained…what do they find? A plug hole
  14. Instead of King Tut, what did they find in his tomb? Puff the Magic Dragon
  15. Who is buried in Grant’s tomb? Julius Caesar
  16. Who really runs your country? The electricity board
  17. The best advice ever given was: go to sleep

Don’t think I’d win any prizes, but it was fun!

 

 

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have an elderly dog called Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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6 Responses to Friday Fibbing

  1. The Haunted Wordsmith says:

    Great answers!

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