I’m running out of inspiration, hopefully it’s just because I’m tired and the brain is somewhere else just now.
Apparently Teresa over at The Haunted Wordsmith started this one off under
Twenty Questions Time.
What is the strangest/awkward name you have read in a book?
Mr and Mrs Fezziwig in A Christmas Carol (I was Mrs in a junior school play)
What is the first thing that pops into your head when you read/hear “schweddy’s balls?”
(I have no idea what this is or where it’s from, sorry.)
If you could shrink or enlarge any animal to dog size so you could have it as a pet, what animal would it be?
What is the worst thing someone could do to you at your funeral?
Bury me instead of cremation.
You’re walking in a graveyard checking out the names on the headstones, and come across your name…what’s going through your head?
Bloody hell! (and I’d check the dates)
What is one book that makes you go fan girl/boy?
Can’t say there is one.
What is the oddest name/nickname you’ve ever been called?
Mother Nature at school. It was not meant as a compliment, but I’m having the last laugh as I love and appreciate nature.
Have you even been mistaken for being the opposite sex?
Yep……. and I had long hair!
How many chickens would it take to scare you?
None, we used to keep them.
If they started making blankets with spider silk, would you buy one?
Sure: it would be strong and last forever.
If you could replace one body part with a younger version, what would you replace?
My feet……. they hurt all the time.
You have the power to switch characters in a book…which two characters would you swap and why?
Duh………. stumped on this one.
Have you ever relieved yourself in public (not in the woods/camping/hiking)?
No chance! You’re asking someone who can’t go in a field or woods anyway!!
If there were no ethics, what experiment would you like to conduct?
Holiday books or holiday movies?
Books. Read five on my first honeymoon, all horror stories, in a week.
What is the creepiest thing you have ever heard someone say?
There’s a spider directly over your head.
What holiday gift would you give the following characters: Hannibal Lecter, Jigsaw, Freddy, Jason, Michael Meyers, the Nun?
Hannibal Lecter: a vegetarian cookbook, Jigsaw: some playdoh, Freddy: a nail file, Jason: a diary, Michael Meyers: Mr Pumpkinhead, The Nun: a video player (don’t know this last one).
What is the scariest thing that has happened to you in December?
I lost control of my car in the snow and plowed into a kids playground. No-one was hurt.
If your high school English teacher met you today, what would they say about your blogging?
Your spelling has improved.
What blogger would you like to swap sites with for one day?
Too many to mention, but anyone with animals or photography.