Hubby’s got a Brand New SWMBO

Posted on October 1, 2018 by pensitivity101

No, we’re not getting divorced!

The home matches in the hall are hotting up as I am still missing my doubles to finish.
If I don’t lose three straight, I may win one of the three.
It’s no good getting a high score if I can’t finish, and quite honestly I deserve to lose.

Blood isn’t exactly flowing (yet), and having spent a small fortune on darts and accessories, I am not going to do what a Super League champion player did many years ago when she lost to my Happy Chappy friend who had only just started playing the game.
She was so outraged, she stormed off the hockey, snapping her darts in half in the process and threw the pieces across the room.

I admit I could cry in frustration sometimes when I cannot finish, and telling myself it’s only a game, better luck next time, all I need is practice and all the usual platitudes isn’t actually working.
I had hoped that the double in double out would help my aim, but it’s not, and I would much rather play 501 down, straight in, double out as we do in our league matches.

However, there is a new SWMBO in town, and I am going to try and do her proud with her new hat and weaponry.
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I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have recently lost our beloved dog Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney, and now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of my GSD so had hers done too. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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7 Responses to Hubby’s got a Brand New SWMBO

  1. pgraysurvival says:
    October 1, 2018 at 8:41 pm

    😉

  2. colonialist says:
    October 2, 2018 at 12:04 am

    Er, only one question. I can’t connect the dots . . . darts. What is a SWMBO?

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