Tale Weaver – #184 – Time’s Up – 16th August

This week Michael asks us to consider the notion of “Time’s Up”. It could be taken literally or figuratively?

You’re on borrowed time my friend.
I must have dozed off and missed your deadline, no pun intended, but never fear, I will come for you in the end.
How long do you have?
Ah, now that would be telling and unfair of me to say. What would you do if you knew you only had a few months, weeks or even days left before we jollied off into the Where and Whenever.
There’s another secret for only me to know and I’m too selfish to share. Shall I give you a warning, or just turn up out of the blue and ‘pooff’, you’re history.  No matter if it’s
Upstairs or Down, you have to go through me first.
What? You want to bribe me to go to the Better Place?
Look at me. What would I do with riches? It’s not as if I can go swanning off on some swanky holiday and work on my tan. Mind you, I have been known to gather a few souls abroad who have overindulged in the niceties they feel are so important. Plays hell with the travel firms and insurance agencies, but it breaks the monotony of one such as I.

Family OK? Seen the latest grandchild yet? Little girl wasn’t it? Touch and go with the Mom for a while, but that babe was so cute, I couldn’t take her mommy. Babies bring out my softer side, and it hurts something awful when I have to collect a soul that hasn’t had a chance to breathe.
I guess the old ones are best, they’re tired and crotchety, just wanting to sleep all the time.
Half of them don’t even know they’ve passed, until I turn up of course. Then they do a double take and realise they’re weightless, which scares them half to death. Ha! Did you like my little joke there? I do have a sense of humour you know, even if it is a bit on the dark side.

How’s the business? New accountant working out OK?
Nah, I didn’t have anything to do with the old one having a heart attack. Blame that on his mistress. What? You didn’t know? The books weren’t the only things he was fiddling.

Don’t looked so worried. It’s indigestion. Time to look at your diet and kick some of your old habits into touch. Quit smoking too, and cut down on your alcohol. That’ll please the wife. Who knows, you might have an extra five, maybe ten years.
See you around………………………

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too. On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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3 Responses to Tale Weaver – #184 – Time’s Up – 16th August

  1. Michael says:

    Its an interesting scenario isn’t it to consider having a visit to wake us up to the pitfalls of the life we are living. Your response was most entertaining Di, and you managed to throw in an accountant joke..well done and thanks for sharing your thoughts with the tale weaver.

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