Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is “bodily function.”
Now Linda! Do we go for toilet humour,
or something a bit more refined and dignified?
I could always revert to a piece of poetry in a previous post
or just go with the flow and drive you all round the bend.
Bodily functions, from belches to flatulence, halitosis and BO, when you think about it, we’ve got some pretty gross traits! Even our idols break wind, and we all have to take a dump from time to time. Coloured loo roll anyone? Two squares or four? Do you know on one manufacturer’s packaging they actually tell you how many squares to use when you wipe your assets!
But what about the good stuff?
Yeah, that shy blush, enlarged pupils, sweating palms and your heart going pit-a-pat when you see someone you fancy the pants off.
5 h 1 t. There I go again, lowering the tone.