The Friday Reminder and Prompt for #SoCS August 11/18

Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is “bodily function.”

Now Linda! Do we go for toilet humour,
or something a bit more refined and dignified?
I could always revert to a piece of poetry in a previous post

or just go with the flow and drive you all round the bend.

Bodily functions, from belches to flatulence, halitosis and BO, when you think about it, we’ve got some pretty gross traits! Even our idols break wind, and we all have to take a dump from time to time. Coloured loo roll anyone? Two squares or four? Do you know on one manufacturer’s packaging they actually tell you how many squares to use when you wipe your assets!

But what about the good stuff?
Yeah, that shy blush, enlarged pupils, sweating palms and your heart going pit-a-pat when you see someone you fancy the pants off.

5 h 1 t. There I go again, lowering the tone.

Note: All pictures have been used before, so I’m not exactly cheating here.

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have recently lost our beloved dog Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney, and now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of my GSD so had hers done too. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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7 Responses to The Friday Reminder and Prompt for #SoCS August 11/18

  1. Ritu says:

    I must read my toilet paper instructions…

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