Today’s things are: dolls, crackers, questionable
The Black Magic Company had produced a selection of unique handmade crackers for the festive season.
True to tradition, there was a paper hat and joke in each, together with a novelty gift.
Their choice was however questionable and after a series of unexplained parental deaths, it was decided that perhaps miniature Voodoo dolls were not appropriate.
This is a work of fiction and any similarity to persons or companies is purely incidental.