Today’s things are: gorgeous, blue-eyed, apple orchard
The copper stood his ground in front of the disbelieving parents.
“Don’t let that gorgeous blue-eyed lassie of yours fool you. We have video proof that she was leading the gang of ten other kids on a raid of Farmer John’s apple orchard. They got away with about forty pounds of his prize coxes using her dolls pram as a cart!”
Hank and Martha turned to look at their nine year old.
‘Is this true?’ they demanded.
‘Yes!’ She responded cheekily. ‘I am gorgeous and have blue eyes!’