Today’s things are: caterpillar, silent, hotel
The sheet was thrown off the bed and the scream pierced the otherwise silent room.
‘Bed Bugs!’ she shouted, pointing at the mattress.
‘That my dear,’ said her husband, ‘is not a bed bug. It’s a caterpillar, and if I’m not mistaken, will develop into a beautiful butt………………..’
The ‘thwap’ of the hotel telephone directory did more than cut him off in mid sentence.