It was time to spice up the love life. Yessiree.
Boring was she? Lacked spontaneity wasn’t it he said?
The box came with all the goodies, and were a perfect fit.
This would show him.
She practiced in front of the mirror, every scintillating seductive movement, just as she’d seen on those movies he loved to watch. How did they get themselves in those positions?
Some made her neck and back ache, but she gave it her best shot.
Then she saw the bill. Two hundred quid for scraps of lace and a couple of ribbons!
She took it all off, wrapped it carefully and arranged for its collection and return.
He’d have to put up with her scintillating wit, as at least she could still make him laugh.