Our photo for the challenge is provided by Flora Borsi this week. Intriguing, isn’t it.
They wrote a song about me, exaggerated of course.
Swallowing that fly was an accident, and as for a spider to chase it, well, you wouldn’t even get me close enough to catch one, let alone put it in my mouth.
I suppose that fluttering in my chest could be the bird they sing about, but cat and dogs wouldn’t go down very well as I suffer from reflux and have an acute gagging reflex.
Same goes for the goat and a cow, they’d probably give me chronic indigestion if I could swallow them in the first place.
And a horse? Jeez. I know I’m hungry all the time, but I couldn’t eat one, honest.