Tale Weaver – #170 – 10th May – Making Sense of Nonsense

Posted on May 10, 2018 by pensitivity101

Thanks Michael, our host for the Tale Weaver challenges.
This week he asks for us to be creative in what we believe the Book of Durfur might be.
Here goes.

Category:
CLASSIFIED ADS:

Doesn’t look much, does it?
Yet this baby is the answer to all your prayers as it tells you everything you want to know about avoiding Dog Fur.

Don’t let the title put you off but anyone who has a dog will want to own this little gem.
Amongst other things, it resolves the problems of
 how to get rid of allergies.
 how to stop those annoying dog hairs in your bed.
 how to keep your clothes fur free.
 how to stop your home smelling of dog and resembling a dust storm.
how to enjoy a meal without finding a dog hair in it.

Order now:
£12.99 post free and your Beginners Guide will be with you in 7 days.

It’s a pretty good ad isn’t it.
Except all you’re likely to receive is a note-book with the pictured title and one page sporting one sentence:
Don’t get a dog in the first place.

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have recently lost our beloved dog Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney, and now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of my GSD so had hers done too. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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