Thanks Michael, our host for the Tale Weaver challenges.
This week he asks for us to be creative in what we believe the Book of Durfur might be.
Here goes.
Category:
CLASSIFIED ADS:
Doesn’t look much, does it?
Yet this baby is the answer to all your prayers as it tells you everything you want to know about avoiding Dog Fur.
Don’t let the title put you off but anyone who has a dog will want to own this little gem.
Amongst other things, it resolves the problems of
how to get rid of allergies.
how to stop those annoying dog hairs in your bed.
how to keep your clothes fur free.
how to stop your home smelling of dog and resembling a dust storm.
how to enjoy a meal without finding a dog hair in it.
Order now:
£12.99 post free and your Beginners Guide will be with you in 7 days.
It’s a pretty good ad isn’t it.
Except all you’re likely to receive is a note-book with the pictured title and one page sporting one sentence:
Don’t get a dog in the first place.
