Wordle #193

Here we go with the Monday word selection!
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1. Rinse
2. Steer
3. Rathole
4. Desuetude (n.)) a state of disuse)
5. Hatpin
6. Decompress
7. Crematorium
8. Spruce
9. Insipid (adj.)) lacking flavor, weak or tasteless, lacking vigor or interest)
10. Stench
11. Debauchery
12. Becoming

The crematorium was packed with relatives, friends and hangers-on showing their last respects to the deceased, a spinster they believed would blush becomingly at the mention of anything untoward.
He knew differently of course, as in order to spruce up her insipid rathole of a life, he had led her down a path of what almost bordered on debauchery, albeit short-lived.
He discovered she had a wicked sense of humour and had come to love and respect the old darlin’, and she him.
Knowing her days were numbered, she wanted to leave this world with a bang loud enough to be remembered and to repay all those that had shit on her from a great height when they could have done something to help in her time of need.
In order to decompress after complying with her final request, the desuetude shed was the perfect place to steer clear of everyone.
He rinsed his hands, and replaced her favourite hatpin in the lapel of his jacket with a sad smile. He would wear it always.
To the strains of All Things Bright and Beautiful, the stench began to choke the attendees as the pierced stink bomb under her coffin began to do its work in the heat.
She would have been proud, and he swore he heard her laughter on the wind.

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have recently lost our beloved dog Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney, and now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of my GSD so had hers done too. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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