Tale Weaver #127: Nursery Rhyme Rifts 06.07.17

Posted on July 6, 2017 by pensitivity101

Thanks Lorraine for another mind teaser theme of nursery rhymes this week:
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Here goes!

In an act of pure spite, Little Jack Horner pushed Humpty Dumpty off his wall.
The Three Blind Mice got flattened and The Owl and the Pussy Cat laughed as he cracked his head so Jill brought him some vinegar and brown paper to make him feel better.
Suzy offered to sew his shirt which had a tear in it, but Wee Willie Winkie offered him his spare one, even though it wasn’t quite his colour.
Mother Goose didn’t recognise her boy without his golden hue, but his rosy posy and pudding pie soon won her round.

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I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too. On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.

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