Stream of Consciousness Saturday:Moo

Thanks Linda!

Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is: “moo.” Base your post on the word “moo” or a word that rhymes with it. Bonus points if you actually use the word “moo” in your post. Have fun!

He was a happy cow. Well, Bull actually.
He’d shown those cowboy farmers, rushing them as they tried to get him out of the truck into the shed.
Oh no, he knew what was coming and wanted no part of it! The open life for him, yessir.
Bounding across the road, he disappeared into the forest, no way would they catch him.

The sign went up ‘Lost Cow’ and a number.
Cows can’t read, but he knew it referred to him.
He chewed it off the tree and spat it out.
No moos is good moos, he thought.

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have recently lost our beloved dog Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney, and now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of my GSD so had hers done too. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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9 Responses to Stream of Consciousness Saturday:Moo

  1. Ritu says:

    Brave bull!!!

  2. Reblogged this on Search for Serenity and commented:
    Up for the challenge 🙂

  3. I love the country and your posts are a nice reminder of something other than politics and everyday tradgedy on the news. My labour was apparently similar to pulling a calf. If I hadn’t been given panadol and a bonus of temazapam I probably would have done more than Moo at my partner and the nurses. In a non graphical sort of rhyming way.

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