Thanks to Dylan for this challenge.
Your line for this week is:
I’m going to tell you how I lost my inheritance.
It was quite simple really.
I slept through my alarm, missed the bus and was late for the appointment with the solicitor when The Will was read.
Uncle Joe had always hated tardiness, so it came as no surprise that if family members were not present, any bequest was automatically forfeit.
Cousin Jane told me later that my ‘share’ had apparently been his LEGO collection.
I was actually relieved as Uncle knew I hated it and had never liked me anyway.