Writespiration #111 52 Weeks in 52 Words Week 15

This week I want you to write an advert for your own mother…

Thanks Sacha : my sister, BIL and I actually did this years ago for Mothering Sunday and received one enquiry! Have opted for MIL but it is tongue in cheek!

http://sachablack.co.uk/2017/04/12/writespiration-111-52-weeks-in-52-words-week-15/

Are you looking for an
Expert clothes shopper?
Experienced food taster?
Perfect manicurist?
Diligent money manager?
Soap critic?
Debate counsellor?
Look no further.
MIL spends money on clothes she doesn’t wear, doesn’t cook or wash up, watches TV all day and argues if anyone interrupts.
Interested?
Please?
Babysitting service depending on mood.

 

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About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and have a terrible sweet tooth for jelly babies or fruit pastilles. Best friends are Hubby, our dog Maggie, Bro in NZ, MSM and MOH (and his dog). I am also a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! Due to a nightmare of a house sale in 2014, 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat until April 2017. We made strong friendships both on and off the water, and enjoyed swan and duck families for neighbours. Sadly times change and we were once again house hunting until September. We now reside in a small bungalow a short distance from the beach on the Lincolnshire coast.
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5 Responses to Writespiration #111 52 Weeks in 52 Words Week 15

  1. Ritu says:

    Ha Ha! Brilliant!!!

  2. Sacha Black says:

    pahahahahahahah these adverts are like my fave entries ever I am cracking up over here!

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